just another boring post

A few days back, a female friend of mine said that clearing the bladder (the liquid type) for females is 10 times harder than males. However, I beg to differ, as there are also a few problems that males will encounter while using the urinal.

First off, this is how a male normally use the urinal.

It looks easy enough I supposed. However, have you ever wondered that what if the male using the urinal is too short or too tall, like for example 1.1m or 2.5m ?

This is what happen.


Too Short





















And the output will hit the ground instead. But of course, one could always perform a 'shotgun' shot like this.





















Hell no, this method takes too much concentration and power which will eventually tired out those who pee 10 times a day; it might even damage the gun itself. So it's a no no.


And for those who are too tall...





















The output will hit the top of the urinal instead, and will spill everywhere!

Well, the natural solution will be to lean back, like this.





















Which, is also out of the question. Imagine you go into the toilet and you saw someone using the urinal like above, you'll probably laugh fast enough that you are not able to reach another urinal which is just a few inches away in time.



So the conclusion is, female urinating is not 10 times harder than male urinating, it's just about 5 times harder lol.


Anyway, just to carry on with the urinal issue. Imagine if all the urinals look like this, which will accommodate males of all height.





































The tube is adjustable to accommodate people of different heights, and the vacuum will suck the output lol.

But come to think of it... imagine everyone uses the same tube... Ok let's not imagine.

Peace out everyone~~

Just for fun lol.

WAY TOO SHORT!






















WAY TOO TALL!






















KUNG FU WAY!













That's all, bye!

Another milestone of life.

Finally! The 4 months attachment are all over! I think almost everything is successful throughout the internship. Almost. Oh well, no matter what we do in our life, there will tend to be many ups and many downs. Someone once told me, if everything goes according to what we expect, won't we take our lives for granted? It's just like the theory of a magnet, the always existence of the two sides - positive and negative. We humans have no choice but oblige, only to oblige.

Oh my god, I got so many things to say that i don't know where to say. Hmms, let me begin with a little 'know-me-more' as tagged from Chris's blog.

4 Jobs I Had In Life:

1. Finding Talent Modeling Agency (I'm not the model, but I find models instead)
2. Avenir Pte Ltd (Some outdoor sales)
3. Giant (Marine Parade)
4. Giant (Bedok)


4 Places I Had Lived:

1. Ang Mo Kio
2. Seng Kang
3. Some of my friends' house, well for a day or two.
4. Chris said, a man gotta dream. So, a cottage in some suburban area


4 Places I've Been On Holidays:

1. Genting
2. Johor Bahru
3. Taiwan Tapei
4. Taiwan Gao Xiong


4 Favourite Food:

1. Chicken Rice, NO Breast Meat
2. Carrot Cake, Hawker Style
3. The Soft-Shelled Crab Rice From Thai Express
4. Prawn Rice Flour


4 Places I Rather Be Now:

1. The same place 4 years ago.
2. Taiwan!!
3. Playing pool.
4. Basketball court playing basketball.


4 Friends To Tag:

1. As Chris said, a man gotta dream, so I'll probably named a few famous footballers lol.
2. Refer to 1.
3. Refer to 2.
4. Refer to 3.



Yeps, that should be it.

Also there was also another very memorable MAFIAs outing last week. We teamed up with 2 a team to come out with a dish each for lunch. Chris and WL did a exotic and tasty deep fried pork bits with spicy-coffee sauce. JX and JH did a common yet exceptionally delicious fish and chips, while me and Shannon did a 'Walk-one-step-see-one-step' Stirred fried chicken thighs which shockingly turned out finger licking good.

I'm going to write down the recipe first before i actually forget it.

LS 'Walk-one-step-see-one-step' Chicken

Servings for 6

4 x Chicken Thighs from an average-sized chicken

10 x Teaspoon of Soy Sauce

1 x Teaspoon of Oyster Sauce

1/2 x Green Bell Chilli

6 x Shakes of White Pepper

4 x Cloves of Minced Garlic

8 x Thin Slices of Ginger

4 x Small Potatoes


Steps:

Potatoes
1. Boil the potatoes till easily peel-able.
2. Peel the potatoes till naked.
3. Cut the potatoes till not so big and not so small pieces.

Chicken Preparation
1. Remove the bones in the thighs.
2. Remove all the fats.
3. Cut the chicken thighs into smaller, easily bitten pieces.

Chicken Marination
1. Marinate with 6 teaspoons of soy sauce.
2. Marinate with 4 shakes of white pepper.

Sauce Preparation
1. Add in 1/2 cup of water, 4 teaspoons of soy sauce, 2 shakes of white pepper, garlics, gingers, green bell chilli and oyster sauce
2. Mix throughly everything.

Main Step
1. Pour the sauce into the chicken and let the chicken absorb the sauce for 15 minutes.
2. Stirred fried everything, including the potatoes till the chicken turns golden brown.

And it's all ready!! Try it, it's sugar free!

In case you're wondering what is LS, i means Liangchou Shannon, the inventors of the recipe!


Heh. Anyway, now let me talk about my 4 months attachment.

The internship is not a total hell for me, but it isn't at all a heaven for me either. But I definitely learned a lot of stuffs there, be it technology wise or human relationship wise. No matter what is happening, always wear a smile, and sunshine will always come earlier that it is supposed to be.

Anyway, I've made some great friends there, and I think it's definitely worth mentioning them here (in case i forget their names in the future lol).

I'll begin with Annabel, she's also an Ngee Ann Intern like me. I used to see her in school and she always seem so quiet and to herself. But after knowing her for 4 months.. looks can be deceiving lol. She is so funky and funny every time, hahaha.

Next, the Singapore Polytechnic Interns. Surprisingly (not very), even in such a foreign place (in Singapore, Raffles Place), there will be people from the same village. Chuntat (o.O Familiar) and Shuan, both of them are from Hougang/Sengkang. Mwahaha. Other than the two of them, there are Angeline the cookie monster, who always eat cookie; Pangshen the tissue monster, who always eat tissue paper LOL, and also the likes of Shi Chao, Azlan, Sheng Chang, Victor, Jason, all of which does programming all day, kudos. Last but not least, Sherry (or Sheryl?), does some designing and watches YouTube (Yeah, me too!)

Not to forget, the permanent staffs. First off, Niaz, the Mr Nice Guy who always wear a smile lol. Next are the likes of Jing Fang, Hee Kian and Wendi, both of which are also ex-interns who extended their stay in KPMG; both are great people. There are also Ban Guan, he always say jokes, and laugh the loudest himself; Teck Yeow, who took such good care of me during my internship, also shares the same passion in having fishes as pets; Wai Khuin, the funny manager who click well with the interns; Jeremy, the guy who always like to tease my fellow intern, Cassandra. Last but not least, Betty, aka Laoda. She's always funny and helpful. All of them are beautiful people.

Lastly, my fellow NP Interns, Annabel, already mentioned above lol. Cassandra, who is always so hardworking, thanks to her, my internship life is much more smoother, and also there is Siyi, who always laugh at everything lol. You guys have my heartfelt thanks. *Touch my heart and say thanks = heartfelt? lol.


Anyway, it's holidays already.. I hope to get a part time job soon! And I'm looking forward to Janice/Chris bday party! woohoo!

Peace Out Guys~~~~~