Monday, May 29, 2006

Poke My Ass

Went home after a short pooling session with Sebas.

Wait freakingly long for bus 119; lets say 25mins?

BUSES NEED MORE WHEELS.

Anyway, alight the short-of-wheels bus and walk through the carpark to my block, entered the lift, press the 3rd floor button and a funny incident happened.

*Lift door was about to close when a middle-aged man rushed in and press the 'Door Open' button.

(The middle-aged man will be known as 'Geek' from here onwards)

Geek: Hurry Up!

*A middle-aged women entered the lift, Geek's wife i suppose.

(The middle-aged women will be known as 'ArrogantGeektress'; She's keeps her nose above her eyes.)

ArrogantGeektress: Children,en,en,en,en,n,n!!

Geek: Hurry Up!

*Small boy(no more than 7) ran in the lift with a small girl(no more than 7). Small girl was chasing the small boy with her index finger aiming at the small boy's butt.

(Small boy will be known as 'SaveMyAss' and small girl will be known as 'ILoveMyBrotherAss' from now onwards)

SaveMyAss & ILoveMyBrotherAss: *Giggle*

(ArrogantGeektress pressed the 4th floor button and laid back, without pressing the 'Door Close' button.)

*5 seconds later, the door closed.

SaveMyAss & ILoveMyBrotherAss: *Giggle*

(ILoveMyBrotherAss starts poking SaveMyAss's Ass again.)

SaveMyAss: *Giggle* Stop poking my ass! *Giggle*

ILoveMyBrotherAss: *Giggle* It's better that smacking your butt right? *Giggle*

(SaveMyAss is leaning face down at the one side of the lift wall, while ILoveMyBrotherAss is poking harder and harder.)

*DING! 3RD STOREY!

SaveMyAss: *Giggle*

ILoveMyBrotherAss: *Giggle* See my special power! Powerblast/Powerpuff/Currypuff Poke Butt!

(ILoveMyBrotherAss uses all her strength as poke/push (I didn't see as they were behind me playing.) SaveMyAss's Butt, thus causing SaveMyAss's lower body to smack forcefully forward against the lift wall)

*I took a step out of the lift, to my amazement, i heard:

SaveMyAss: MY COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*SaveMyAss's voice echoed through the 3rd floor corridor as the lift door was open.

I started walking through the corridor towards my unit.











Oh, not sure if i'm mistaken, but i did felt a great sense of urgency that someone was pressing quick and hard on the 'Door Close' button.







=)

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